BUMBLE BEE

It's been probably 2-3 months that I have posted anything mostly cause I discovered that I know of the only one that is reading it is my best friend in Florida. It certainly isn't due to not having anything to write about. So much has happen I can't begin to describe all the craziness I have experienced. So saying that I will try and summarize.
1. Had another Poker party and had my G/F Wendy provide the strippers and I am helping her start her own stripper business. But what the fuck happens? My other G/F Jenn shows up unannounced and stays. I didn't discourage her to go, I fucked up cause I wanted to see what would happen. Well Jenn get drunk, Wendy and I try and keep everything professional so her strippers won't know that we are seeing each other. I have to lie to Wendy about why Jenn is here and then Jenn realizes Wendy are in the Bedroom and getting close. She starts acting out, sprays Wendy with whip cream, grabs her shot glass and makes some inappropriate comments. Wendy stays clam and keeps it professional and realizes Jenn is drunk and is a troubled female and she is use to dealing with this type of behavior. I grab Jenn and put her to bed. Well other things happened due to Jenn being drunk, she gets naked with the strippers but does it out in my front yard with my friend and just crazy shit. It was wild and one on those parties I use to dream about. Wendy and the girls make some good money from the 7 friends I invited and leaves to take the strippers home. Jenn spends the night and we have a good time.
2. The following weeks after this Party, Wendy and I see each other a few times but it just not the same and of course I know why. Jenn and I see each other a few times and it also is not the same. I put alot of thought into this and realize that it was all my fault since I am the one that allowed it to happen. Why!!! I don't know, maybe it was just to see two women I was fucking reaction to the situation. You know, check this shit off my list. So realizing this I forgave the shit that Jenn did and I give Wendy more time to get over it. During this time I have some down time and hit some new clubs, one in particular in Scottsdale the Mondiran Hotel a very chic, up-scale resort that doesn't have any signs or advertisements. It would remind someone of the Playboy Club. Every fucking woman is drop dead gorgeous and some even look like working girls. I have been here several times just to meet people cause when you go there you are expected to talk to anyone not just stand around and stare at people like fucking high school geeks. I decided to try this place and try to raise my standards a little.
3. About 4 weeks ago just before I went to Rocky Point with friends, I guess it was the first week of June and a girl I fucked one time at a Message Parole sometime in march during this time I was desperate, called me, Renee. She had move to Tucson and was dancing at a stripe Club. This girl is Hawaiian, about 24-26 years old and a little on the thick side but not at all fat. Big beautiful ass, pretty face and nice tits and knew how to fuck. Well she was going to be in town and wanted to come and see me. I was starting my vacation so I told her to come to my house. She arrived on a Wednesday night but brought her P R girlfriend from New York. They ended up staying six days and wow!!! what a time. No, I'm not going to lie, I didn't fuck both of them just Renee. It was strange to have two girls here. I went to work on Thursday and Friday and they got work and a Message Parole in Sun City, the same one I met Renee at. They were very professional, clean, came home after their shift, cooked , cleaned after themselves and we went out several times to some clubs. It was a fucking trip walking in with two beautiful young chick by my side. Now I'm really feeling like an "agent". They have since move back to Phoenix from Tucson full time and are working at the message parlor and Renee is also dancing the the Alaskan Bush Co. She calls me and talks and tex me just to stay in touch. I tried to hook them up with a few of my friends who want something on the side and are willing to pay for it but just haven't set it up yet. During this episode I crossed several things off my list. And on ward!!!!
4. One day as I was driving home into my street I see my ex-wife beemer in my driveway and oh shit Jenn,s car next to her. Both are on my front porch siting talking. I almost kept going. Well as I get out of my Co. truck my wife says where is the key and I tell her I don't leave it there all the time anymore. Well I let them both in and Jenn goes to the bathroom and ex start jumping my ass about taxes and other issues that really aren't that important. We settle our issues and she storms out. Jenn and I start laughing ans she says, Well I can see why you guys aren't together, she is old, has a stick up her ass and has "kanankles". Damn I laughed for an hour. We got drunk and again had a good time just at my house. She went on to tell some interesting things that night and I am not prepared to discuss them suffice it to say, I will be more careful next time!!!!!
5. My trip to Rocky Point. Went with a friend retired from the some career I had and met another retired friend at his trailer at Rocky Point. He had his girlfriends brother in law who is also retired from a Law enforcement career. He work in a very upper-class beach town in California. You would never guess this. He was also a photographer who started working in the nude poster and calender business and went into the porno business. His wife nor his job was aware of this and he worked in this business for 4-5 years. He virgule lived a double life and still does. He is a fucking party hound and knows how to pick up women. But guess what, he could not stay up this fucker. I met sisters on the beach and Linette gave me her e-mail and telephone number for the next time I'm in Rocky Point. Her parents are Realtors and they are Mex.American who now live full time in Mexico. Have tried to reach her a few times but no luck and no e-mail response so is its a bust but was good for a while. The four of us had so much fun, it just can not be put into words. Just to mention a few, got a blow job, played with tits on the dance floor, got fucked up from 10 am to 2-3 am and took some great pictures of flashing chicks and naked dancers. I plan to go again during the 4th. I crossed several things off my list on this trip.
6. My most recent adventure was going back to Shanga La, yep!!! the Nudest resort in Carefree. Went the first time back last summer. The very first time there, nervous as hell but a journalist and a photographer from Australia were there and took pictures. They said the magi zine is only distributed in Australia. Well I went back several time and about tree months later,. there I am, siting fucking naked pool side with my Harley in the background. I ended up bringing in the new year attending there New Years Party and dancing naked at midnight hugging and kissing a much of naked women. You can not imagine how much fun this was. Well last week I went back for the second time this year. As I was leaving two very hot chick were walking from a motor home to the Office to check in. Well I had to say something and they both stopped and started talking. Well this was there first time. They met a member of Shangra La at a Mex Rest/bar in Carefree and got drunk. He invited them to Shanga La and they said, "What the fuck" I got Teri's phone number as she stood there totally naked with the best fucking body I have seen there since going there. I was siting in my car getting ready to drive off. She wanted me to come back so she would not be the third wheel cause her girlfriend hooked up with John the guy that picked them up. Since, Teri and I and her girlfriend and John have hooked up again at the same Rest. and then drove to Shangra La just to sit poolside and drink beer. This time all were clothed. She was all over me and made the first move. Come to find out she has her own business as an accountant, has a small horse ranch in Carefree and has made her first Million. She is probably about 38-40 and has been riding horses since she was 4 years old. She is now a trainer. She is fucking hot, smart and likes to party. We have planned several dates. Where to you go from meeting naked to.......!!!!! Fuck yes, It, going to happen. The Nudest Resort episode, I crossed many things off my list here. I am a regular and have made several friends. Have sang Karaoke nude, went their costumes parties and just got excellent massages here for $30.00.
7. Jenn may be history, just can't take her total craziness and somewhat bazaar behavior. Just to psycho for me. How can a women be so fucking hot, and smart with a killer body be so fucked up in the head. And let me tell you this woman has the all time body with the face of a movie star.

Well this brings my Balls to the Wall episodes up to date, somewhat!!! A few things have happened that I am just not ready to write about. Maybe soon, the nudist resort thing was hard enough, but what the fuck, am I getting weak or what!!!!!! All I can tell you is that I have come to a conclusion, right now in my life I have metamorphosed into a big bumble bee, my mission is to pollinate all the beautiful flowers I come in contact with. And that is exactly what I am doing. Until the next time. I plan to e-mail the link to my blog to some more of my friends to maybe get it out there more. Enjoy........