IT'S MY DUTY TO PLEASE THE BOOTY

The Easter weekend was somewhat melancholy for me and as you could see it reflected in my last episode. After spending three weekends with Jenn (the 30 yr. old) every Thursday and Friday and sometimes on Saturday I had a low point in that she nor the others did not return my calls. I reflected on this and probably
over analyzed my recent behavior and position and asked myself, did I shoot my load already and do I have to start all over again and go trolling for different chicks; am I showing my age by doing old fart things that would make these chicks go somewhere else; and am I ready to write the next chapter in my book"How to Kick My Own Ass". Instead of cherishing the fact that an old guy like me had three young hot women on a string and appreciate all the other positive things I have going for me, no,like a dum-ass I started feeling sorry for myself. I guess it happens to even the most positive guys like me from time to time. Well things got a little better when late Easter Sunday two old buddies called and came over and we drank some beers and of course I shared some of the crazy shit that has happen to me lately and both of them listen and asked me questions like two little boys talking to a experienced older brother about girls. We laughed and laughed and had a great time. Into the following work week, Jenn still had not called me and many stupid things went through my mind. Did she get back with her husband? Did she realize she was getting to me and maybe sense that in my behavior? Did she realizing she was getting more serious than she really wanted to. I had sensed this due to some things she told me prior to my trip to Denver. Did she find a younger guy to have fun with? Then on Monday I get a call from Wendy the stripper. I accepted the fact that Jenn and I may not be a hot item anymore and I focused on Wendy who is 39 years old looks like she is 29 yrs old and is very, very hot. We make a date for Wednesday afternoon and I planed to take a change of clothes to work that day to shower and change at work so I wouldn't have to come home do this which would take me about two extra hours since my residence is the opposite directions from hers. Things worked out and she tells me just to go to her place and shower and change there. Cool!!! I get there and she attacks me in the parking lot of her apartment complex and almost fucks me in the company truck. We had not seen each other in six weeks since my Poker Party when we first met. We stay at here place, drink a few glasses of wine, make out and fuck for about two hours and let me tell you, I can't remember the last time I was fucked like that, OOOOOOOWEEEEEEE!!!! Afterwards she asks me if I would be interested in being her driver on weekends. She explains that this would entail me picking her up once she gets her schedule of gigs for the night. I would pickup the other girls, take them out to their scheduled gigs, go in the residences with them, take in their make-up bags, collect the money from the clients and make sure no on gets out of line. I would do this for the entire night and drive the girls to their scheduled gigs. I would get a cut and the amount would depend on the gigs and tips. I was ecstatic and said, "Hell yes". I leave her place at 10 pm and get home just before 11 and the next day, Thursday, I was dragging ass but made it and after work went home straight to bed. Friday comes alone and I am ready for my first day on my new part-time gig and I'm ready to cross this adventure off my list. At about 2 pm, Susan e-mails me and wants to get together that afternoon. Susan is the 43 year old that is also very hot, looks like she is 33 years old and I have been trying to hook up with for a month. Several previous dates have been set-up but she has cancelled on every one of them. I set up a meeting with her at my house for 4 pm. I can be with her and later about 8-9 pm go to Wendy's. "Looking Good Billy Ray, Feeling Good Louis". Well, Susan does not show again but this beautiful ass is getting closer, ( I have pictures). Wendy calls me and tells me she has no gigs for the night but wants me to come over. I want to take her out on a real date and treat her right since she did not expect or ask for anything special yet fucked my brains out on Wednesday. As I am driving to Wendy's house just before I get there, Jenn calls me. She explains to me apologetically all the things that have been happening to her, kids sick, future ex problems, she got sick, etc; and wants to see me tonight. What the Fuck!!!!! Now I have to lie to her about where I going and what I'm doing tonight and she tells me to call her first thing Saturday morning and we set something up for Saturday night, the same night I'm suppose to be Wendy's driver, What the Fuck Again. Well, Wendy and I go have dinner, a great Sushi place near by and we go back to her place, stay up till 2 am and again make-out and fuck for 2-3 hours, this women is a fucking nymph and is so tight I have use lube just to get started. She tells me if it's OK if she falls in Love with me, what am I suppose to say, right!!! I stay over. We wake up in her bed at about 11 am the next day, get ready and go out and get some lunch and I leave about 3 pm. All this has happened and it only Saturday afternoon. On my way home I call Jenn and she tells me she woke up sick again now with a ear infection and she would not be good company. We set something up for Sunday afternoon. Now I'm set to be Wendy's driver but Wendy does not call me to be her driver and I sense that she is now hesitate to have me witness her dancing and stripping for the clients. After I stop by Spencer's TV and Appliance and buy a $600.00 dryer I get home and finally get a chance to check my e-mails and I find an e-mail from Susan from Late Friday night explaining why she had to cancel. So!!!!! Saturday night I'm home but now have a Bar B-Q to go to on Sunday at 12 noon, Jenn wants me to come over, Susan want to come to my house and I have to call Wendy and find out what happen with the driver plan. I decide to go out to a Club for a while met Melonie we danced, then I go out to Karaoke. So my friends, how in the fuck can things turn around in a matter of a few hours and I get my brains fucked out twice in one week, a strippers tells me she's falling in love with me and still there is the possibilities of a whole lot more butt fucking and hog sucking to follow, and there is till Sunday to look forward to!!!! And the moral to this story is my friends, don't second guess your confidence, people have there own life's to live and have many things happening to them above and beyond your interest and your attention and as long as you keep the charm flowing and you have treated them with the up-most respect, love and consideration you will get your booty, and remember, YOUR DUTY IS TO PLEASE THE BOOTY.

LOVE HAS NO BOUNDRIES

"What is this thing they call love". This is a quote from one of my favorite movies, How I Married a Axe Murderer. Mike Myers is in a San Francisco coffee club preforming a recital of his own poem and he begins with this line. How long has this subject been spoken and written about? How far in history has mankind invested time and energy on this subject? How many words have been put to ink about this intangible yet so powerful "thing" and in how many different mediums? Since we are social beings, you tell me. When you look across the ocean and think about the volume of water before you, it doesn't even come close to containing the power that LOVE has or when you look up in the night sky and see the vast darkness and openness before you, nope it couldn't hold it either. For love has no boundaries, it's power reaches all corners of infinity and there will never be too many words or energy exhausted on it.
In my 29 years in my previous career dealing with human behavior one of the many revelations of life I came upon this that there are THREE emotions all seeing and all powerful. FEAR; if you are in constant fear you are already dead and just prolonging the pain and suffering. You might as well eat the bullet now and get it over with. Loneliness; The joy, happiness and absolute euphoria that love provides, loneliness does the apposite. It will turn men into women, and women into men, (sorry about the gay thing I still think it is an unnatural act). It will move mountains, bring down empires, make war and destroy all that is good on this earth and beyond. I have witnessed the power of this emotions in dealing with homosexual crimes, crimes of passion, pedophiles, addictive personalities, sexual abuse and other deviate behavior. It is not the reflection of the dark side I want to remember for it will debase all that is pure and virtuous. And LOVE; Do I have to say anything about this emotion that hasn't already been said or written about? Probably not, for those of you that are reading this you can close your eyes for a second and a million thoughts good and bad will race through your mind about this emotion. I can tell you this my friends, If you have it never take it for-granted, never assume it, never think you can do without it, never abuse it, never think it is automatic, never cheat it or try and trick it. Enjoy and appreciate every moment and ounce of it, express it openly for it is our being, our existence, it is the blood that gives us life and the heart that beats within us body and soul.
I will end this episode with this famous quote on this matter,
"Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

JUST SAY SOMETHING

Do you really think people are rude, anti-social or just don't care to talk to anyone. Well I'm here to tell you, you're wrong. I have experienced just the opposite. The problem is that people think that the other person doesn't want to talk so they hesitate to say something. If you just say something you will find that people do what to talk, they do want to be friendly and they will carry a conversation with you if you just say something to them. My trip to Denver was no exception. On my flight to Denver I sat in the middle seat next a middle aged guy and a 28 year old lady. Both were also going to Denver, he on business and she returning to her home. The guy was very friendly, we had a nice chat about surface kinda of things and we both shared some personal things nothing really deep. I noticed the young lady was starring out the window and appeared to be in another world. I broke the ice and asked her if she was cold and if she wanted me to turn my air nozzle off. She looked at me and I smiled that non threatening puppy dog smile I have used to perfection lately and she commented " no. that's OK". I replied," Well you let me know cause I don't what you to get cold or be uncomfortable". She smiled and turned her head to the window. The guy next to me made a comment about an article he was reading and how the article spoke about how rude people are who use their cell phones and blackberry's in public or in the middle of a conversation or look at their phones or BB's in the theaters and how the light is distracting. I told him that it is the way of the world now a days and only old school guys think it is rude but it is progress and there is no turning back. That we have to get on that bus or be left behind in their dust. That the younger generation laugh at old school guys when they make comments like that and that I have embraced their feelings and laugh at old school guys too cause they really have a stick up their ass and don't realize it. A few moments later the young lady turned and asked us both if we were married. The guy next to me said yes and I told her that I was married up to about 2 months ago. She then said " Well, I just caught my husband fucking my 18 year old cousin and I don't know what to do". And the story begins. The rest of the flight was more details of the shit she was going thru and we counselled her and advise her on her plan of action. Of course I shared some disrupting things I went thru and at that point we made a connection that resulted in a date to spent some quality time. Shannon was to pick me up at my Hotel have dinner and then she would show me some of Denver's night life. Unfortunately it did not happen as she called me and indicated she was sorry but was having more family issues and couldn't make it. We shared numbers and made a date for whenever she was in Phoenix or I'm in Denver and that she would stay in touch for more counseling and just to share our fucked up stories.
In addition to this somewhat bazaar yet up lifting encounter, on my flight back to Phoenix at the Denver airport I struck-up a conversation with a porter and he shared with me his story of being a retired Marine out of Camp Pendleton Ca. now working at the Denver Airport earning two incomes having the time of his life getting more pussy he can handle. And on the flight back to Phoenix I met a second generation true life farmer from Nebraska, Jerry Hoffman and we talked about the true life of a farmer, all it's trials and tribulation's, unpredictability, how the economy affects farmers and how the government gets involved with that business. Fascinating stuff to say the least.
So there you have it, I met three totally different people from different parts of America, different ages and races both young and old, men and women, all because I was not afraid to speak up and just say something. So remember, don't think of the negativity around us, if you dwell on it. it will contaminate everything else around and about you. stay positive, think positive and think the best of people. And when you just say something, speak in a manner that you would like to be spoken to. Your life and world will change, I guarantee it.

Regret is a Wasted Emotion

My experiences the last four months are like a dream or scenes from a Jack Nicholson movie. Remember the scene in the movie where he is in a restaurant and is ordering a chicken sandwich and the waitress keeps telling him they don't have what he wants and he keeps changing his order and she keeps telling him they don't have it. He finally tells her to bring him the sandwich and then tells her to put it between her fucking knees and I can't remember what he actually tells her to do with it but it is so fucking funny, it's a classic. The guy is just in a league by himself and I have always said, if I ever could go out with a movie star it would be Jack Nicholson, cause he's the guru of getting laid. Anyway, can't exactly explain how I came about hitting these three women and make no mistake about it these are three strong independent women who don't need a man to take care of them. I'm starting to realize something about the younger women of our time. I know, most of you young pups already know this, but me, a guy who can order a fucking Senior Grand Slam but not collect S.S. yet and can be a member of AARP but can't get medicare yet, this is a new revaluation for me. The women I'm meeting don't want a man to take care of them, they want their own identity, their independence, respect for who and what they are and if you don't recognize it they 'll tell you to fuck off and die. So you better be ready to produce the big one or they'll fuck you in the ass. Anyway, I'm getting off the subject for today. Suffice it to say, I have made a vow not to fuck with any women over the age of 45 and that's pushing it. Thus far I am doing good hitting below my goal. But, think about it. This vow I have made keeps me in check, for today I'm in the best shape of my life. Six foot, 215 lbs wearing a size 36 waist and that's a loose 36. I haven't worn a 36 since I was a freshman in H. S. I can still bench close to 300 lbs and can work all day next to any 30-40 year old. I work out 2-3 times a week and can ride my Harley for 6-8 hours straight. Don't need Viagra, well sometimes I need some help after drinking all night and I am starting to recognize when a 25-30 year old is flirting with me. What a life!!!! Last night I had a long telephone conversation with the 39 year old stripper I am seeing. Come to find out she is from a small town near the border. Her father was a Dean of a College, she is well educated and very classy. She was a corporate wife, has traveled through out the US and abroad, has modeled, has had several movie bits and can speak several languages. She's 5'9 about 117 lbs and has a body like Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places. Be Still My Fucking Heart!!!!! Knowing all this, I have cancelled a few of our dates when Jenn the 30 year old calls. She just called and wants me to call her when I get back from a trip to Denver I have to make for some Safety Officer training tomorrow. After 29 years in a Public Service career and retiring as an Administrator I am now working as an Account Manager/Safety Officer for the second largest Landscaping/Development company in the United States. Get this shit, I have an opportunity to work in South Florida, the Florida fucking Key's and the Bahamas, how cool is that, And I owe it all to my good buddy Bill who I supervised in our previous careers and sometimes calls me his mentor, Love ya Bill. Got'a go now, remember, no regrets, the only movement is forward and Burn the Fucking Wheels Off of Life!!!!!

Confidence, Its the name of the Game.

At the present time, I am seeing three different women, a 43 year old and 39 year old and a 30 year old. Yea!!!! that right 30 fucking years old. All three are fucking hot, so hot on several different occasions I had to chase the "horndoggs" away from the table when I walked away to get something. Are they interested in me cause of my beautiful fully furnished three bedroom house or my custom black 350 Z or my 2003 Silver Anniversary Harley Road King, Who gives a Fuck!!!! Susan the 43 year old is a single mother raising teenagers and having a tough time. She has 34 DDs, wears a size 6 and looks 30 years old. Wendy, the 39 year old is a stripper I met when I had a poker party at my house about a month ago and I hired strippers to come and entertain my buddies. Will get into the poker party story later. She is the smartest of all three. She operates a mail order cosmetic business from her home and dances at special parties and events on the weekend to supplement her other business. She is kinda of the supervisor of the girls at their gigs. Jen, the 30 year old is drop dead gorgeous with an ass that would make Beyonce and JLow envious. She is unfucking believable with a free spirit that has no limits, totally spontaneous and puts a new meaning to the phase "No Fear". She is going through a divorce and is currently separated from her future ex. Am I a "SANCHO", FUCK YES, one of my man rules remember. She wants to go skydiving, race car driving and recently put my Z through gears and turns that made my tongue almost come out'a my ass. I'm having a hard time saying no to this one and have to change plans with the others when she calls.
I am ending this episode with a few Introduction quotes or commonly referred to as Pick-up lines for your pleasure. Just remember, use them with confidence and timing, here they are:
This was a e-mail I send her,
" When was the last time you saw the sun set over the blue ocean water peaking through velvet and purple clouds and smelled the ocean breeze while you walked on a sandy beach with sand between your toes? Or saw a complete rainbow and smelled the Palo Verde tress wet from the recent rain? Do you ever remember our days in High School when we were almost adults with no responsibilities and our biggest concern was will I have a date for the dance after the football game? When was the last time someone you care for kisses and caressed your ankle up to your knee up your thigh to your hip and up to your chest and finally kissed you with the softness, gentleness and passion that leaves you breathless and gives you goose mumps? It can happen, just say when. Call me, will talk later, Jess
Another e-mail,
" Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart". ' Fate brought us together and if I am correct you and I have a connection that you are not experiencing at this time with any other man. We do not have control of fate, it controls us, make no mistake about it !!!! Don't resist or deny what fate has brought us, it is for a reason. Will talk again, Ola, Jess'.
Pick-up line:
I am experienced enough to recognize beauty and perfection and if it's not said it doesn't exist, and baby you are Beautiful and Perfect".

Women, Sex and Euphoria

After 30 years of marriage with two totally different women, I am now single again. This has opened this vast window of a new existence for me which will be the architect of the rest of my sunsets. To quote a very good friend of mind Terry, who I will quote from time to time and has been an true inspiration to me in my journey to burn the wheels off of life, " All I want to do is to Drink Cheap Beer and Fuck Cheap Women", here are a few Single Man Rules.

JESS' SINGLE MAN RULES

1. EVERY WOMEN BETWEEN THE AGE OF 18 AND 60 IS A POTENTIAL PIECE OF ASS.
2. CHUBBY SEX, EVEN FAT ONES NEED IT, IF YOU DON'T PROVIDE IT, IT IS WASTED AND THEY START LICKING PUSSY.
3. THERE IS A HIDDEN SLUT IN EVERY WOMEN, YOU JUST HAVE TO BE THERE WHEN IT COMES OUT (TERRY'S).
4. MONEY FOR PUSSY? ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT, IF IT'S NOT CASH IT WILL BE IN OTHER WAYS.
5. TRUTH IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER, TELL THEM (conquest) WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR.
6. Always tell them they are sexy and beautiful. Even if you are not after it at the moment.
7 Tell them all you are looking to find is that one women to settle down with and spend the rest of your life with.
8 Never, ever say they look fat in that dress or jeans unless your married and then it's too late for you, you're fucked.
9 Tell them all it was the best oral sex you have ever had. Never underestimate positive reinforcement.
10 Never use the term "I love you", it will bite you sooner or later. Use only as a last resort.
11 Never put a woman on a pedestal, as soon as you do you're fucked and might was well hang-up your balls at the door.
12 Never assume the woman is not available.(goes to number 1)
13 Never, never become predictable, keep it different, exciting and bold especially during sex, if they are not into it, HIT IT AND QUIT IT.