At the present time, I am seeing three different women, a 43 year old and 39 year old and a 30 year old. Yea!!!! that right 30 fucking years old. All three are fucking hot, so hot on several different occasions I had to chase the "horndoggs" away from the table when I walked away to get something. Are they interested in me cause of my beautiful fully furnished three bedroom house or my custom black 350 Z or my 2003 Silver Anniversary Harley Road King, Who gives a Fuck!!!! Susan the 43 year old is a single mother raising teenagers and having a tough time. She has 34 DDs, wears a size 6 and looks 30 years old. Wendy, the 39 year old is a stripper I met when I had a poker party at my house about a month ago and I hired strippers to come and entertain my buddies. Will get into the poker party story later. She is the smartest of all three. She operates a mail order cosmetic business from her home and dances at special parties and events on the weekend to supplement her other business. She is kinda of the supervisor of the girls at their gigs. Jen, the 30 year old is drop dead gorgeous with an ass that would make Beyonce and JLow envious. She is unfucking believable with a free spirit that has no limits, totally spontaneous and puts a new meaning to the phase "No Fear". She is going through a divorce and is currently separated from her future ex. Am I a "SANCHO", FUCK YES, one of my man rules remember. She wants to go skydiving, race car driving and recently put my Z through gears and turns that made my tongue almost come out'a my ass. I'm having a hard time saying no to this one and have to change plans with the others when she calls.
I am ending this episode with a few Introduction quotes or commonly referred to as Pick-up lines for your pleasure. Just remember, use them with confidence and timing, here they are:
This was a e-mail I send her,
" When was the last time you saw the sun set over the blue ocean water peaking through velvet and purple clouds and smelled the ocean breeze while you walked on a sandy beach with sand between your toes? Or saw a complete rainbow and smelled the Palo Verde tress wet from the recent rain? Do you ever remember our days in High School when we were almost adults with no responsibilities and our biggest concern was will I have a date for the dance after the football game? When was the last time someone you care for kisses and caressed your ankle up to your knee up your thigh to your hip and up to your chest and finally kissed you with the softness, gentleness and passion that leaves you breathless and gives you goose mumps? It can happen, just say when. Call me, will talk later, Jess
Another e-mail,
" Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart". ' Fate brought us together and if I am correct you and I have a connection that you are not experiencing at this time with any other man. We do not have control of fate, it controls us, make no mistake about it !!!! Don't resist or deny what fate has brought us, it is for a reason. Will talk again, Ola, Jess'.
Pick-up line:
I am experienced enough to recognize beauty and perfection and if it's not said it doesn't exist, and baby you are Beautiful and Perfect".
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Women, Sex and Euphoria
After 30 years of marriage with two totally different women, I am now single again. This has opened this vast window of a new existence for me which will be the architect of the rest of my sunsets. To quote a very good friend of mind Terry, who I will quote from time to time and has been an true inspiration to me in my journey to burn the wheels off of life, " All I want to do is to Drink Cheap Beer and Fuck Cheap Women", here are a few Single Man Rules.
JESS' SINGLE MAN RULES
1. EVERY WOMEN BETWEEN THE AGE OF 18 AND 60 IS A POTENTIAL PIECE OF ASS.
2. CHUBBY SEX, EVEN FAT ONES NEED IT, IF YOU DON'T PROVIDE IT, IT IS WASTED AND THEY START LICKING PUSSY.
3. THERE IS A HIDDEN SLUT IN EVERY WOMEN, YOU JUST HAVE TO BE THERE WHEN IT COMES OUT (TERRY'S).
4. MONEY FOR PUSSY? ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT, IF IT'S NOT CASH IT WILL BE IN OTHER WAYS.
5. TRUTH IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER, TELL THEM (conquest) WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR.
6. Always tell them they are sexy and beautiful. Even if you are not after it at the moment.
7 Tell them all you are looking to find is that one women to settle down with and spend the rest of your life with.
8 Never, ever say they look fat in that dress or jeans unless your married and then it's too late for you, you're fucked.
9 Tell them all it was the best oral sex you have ever had. Never underestimate positive reinforcement.
10 Never use the term "I love you", it will bite you sooner or later. Use only as a last resort.
11 Never put a woman on a pedestal, as soon as you do you're fucked and might was well hang-up your balls at the door.
12 Never assume the woman is not available.(goes to number 1)
13 Never, never become predictable, keep it different, exciting and bold especially during sex, if they are not into it, HIT IT AND QUIT IT.
JESS' SINGLE MAN RULES
1. EVERY WOMEN BETWEEN THE AGE OF 18 AND 60 IS A POTENTIAL PIECE OF ASS.
2. CHUBBY SEX, EVEN FAT ONES NEED IT, IF YOU DON'T PROVIDE IT, IT IS WASTED AND THEY START LICKING PUSSY.
3. THERE IS A HIDDEN SLUT IN EVERY WOMEN, YOU JUST HAVE TO BE THERE WHEN IT COMES OUT (TERRY'S).
4. MONEY FOR PUSSY? ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT, IF IT'S NOT CASH IT WILL BE IN OTHER WAYS.
5. TRUTH IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER, TELL THEM (conquest) WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR.
6. Always tell them they are sexy and beautiful. Even if you are not after it at the moment.
7 Tell them all you are looking to find is that one women to settle down with and spend the rest of your life with.
8 Never, ever say they look fat in that dress or jeans unless your married and then it's too late for you, you're fucked.
9 Tell them all it was the best oral sex you have ever had. Never underestimate positive reinforcement.
10 Never use the term "I love you", it will bite you sooner or later. Use only as a last resort.
11 Never put a woman on a pedestal, as soon as you do you're fucked and might was well hang-up your balls at the door.
12 Never assume the woman is not available.(goes to number 1)
13 Never, never become predictable, keep it different, exciting and bold especially during sex, if they are not into it, HIT IT AND QUIT IT.
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