Women, Sex and Euphoria

After 30 years of marriage with two totally different women, I am now single again. This has opened this vast window of a new existence for me which will be the architect of the rest of my sunsets. To quote a very good friend of mind Terry, who I will quote from time to time and has been an true inspiration to me in my journey to burn the wheels off of life, " All I want to do is to Drink Cheap Beer and Fuck Cheap Women", here are a few Single Man Rules.

JESS' SINGLE MAN RULES

1. EVERY WOMEN BETWEEN THE AGE OF 18 AND 60 IS A POTENTIAL PIECE OF ASS.
2. CHUBBY SEX, EVEN FAT ONES NEED IT, IF YOU DON'T PROVIDE IT, IT IS WASTED AND THEY START LICKING PUSSY.
3. THERE IS A HIDDEN SLUT IN EVERY WOMEN, YOU JUST HAVE TO BE THERE WHEN IT COMES OUT (TERRY'S).
4. MONEY FOR PUSSY? ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT, IF IT'S NOT CASH IT WILL BE IN OTHER WAYS.
5. TRUTH IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER, TELL THEM (conquest) WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR.
6. Always tell them they are sexy and beautiful. Even if you are not after it at the moment.
7 Tell them all you are looking to find is that one women to settle down with and spend the rest of your life with.
8 Never, ever say they look fat in that dress or jeans unless your married and then it's too late for you, you're fucked.
9 Tell them all it was the best oral sex you have ever had. Never underestimate positive reinforcement.
10 Never use the term "I love you", it will bite you sooner or later. Use only as a last resort.
11 Never put a woman on a pedestal, as soon as you do you're fucked and might was well hang-up your balls at the door.
12 Never assume the woman is not available.(goes to number 1)
13 Never, never become predictable, keep it different, exciting and bold especially during sex, if they are not into it, HIT IT AND QUIT IT.