Regret is a Wasted Emotion

My experiences the last four months are like a dream or scenes from a Jack Nicholson movie. Remember the scene in the movie where he is in a restaurant and is ordering a chicken sandwich and the waitress keeps telling him they don't have what he wants and he keeps changing his order and she keeps telling him they don't have it. He finally tells her to bring him the sandwich and then tells her to put it between her fucking knees and I can't remember what he actually tells her to do with it but it is so fucking funny, it's a classic. The guy is just in a league by himself and I have always said, if I ever could go out with a movie star it would be Jack Nicholson, cause he's the guru of getting laid. Anyway, can't exactly explain how I came about hitting these three women and make no mistake about it these are three strong independent women who don't need a man to take care of them. I'm starting to realize something about the younger women of our time. I know, most of you young pups already know this, but me, a guy who can order a fucking Senior Grand Slam but not collect S.S. yet and can be a member of AARP but can't get medicare yet, this is a new revaluation for me. The women I'm meeting don't want a man to take care of them, they want their own identity, their independence, respect for who and what they are and if you don't recognize it they 'll tell you to fuck off and die. So you better be ready to produce the big one or they'll fuck you in the ass. Anyway, I'm getting off the subject for today. Suffice it to say, I have made a vow not to fuck with any women over the age of 45 and that's pushing it. Thus far I am doing good hitting below my goal. But, think about it. This vow I have made keeps me in check, for today I'm in the best shape of my life. Six foot, 215 lbs wearing a size 36 waist and that's a loose 36. I haven't worn a 36 since I was a freshman in H. S. I can still bench close to 300 lbs and can work all day next to any 30-40 year old. I work out 2-3 times a week and can ride my Harley for 6-8 hours straight. Don't need Viagra, well sometimes I need some help after drinking all night and I am starting to recognize when a 25-30 year old is flirting with me. What a life!!!! Last night I had a long telephone conversation with the 39 year old stripper I am seeing. Come to find out she is from a small town near the border. Her father was a Dean of a College, she is well educated and very classy. She was a corporate wife, has traveled through out the US and abroad, has modeled, has had several movie bits and can speak several languages. She's 5'9 about 117 lbs and has a body like Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places. Be Still My Fucking Heart!!!!! Knowing all this, I have cancelled a few of our dates when Jenn the 30 year old calls. She just called and wants me to call her when I get back from a trip to Denver I have to make for some Safety Officer training tomorrow. After 29 years in a Public Service career and retiring as an Administrator I am now working as an Account Manager/Safety Officer for the second largest Landscaping/Development company in the United States. Get this shit, I have an opportunity to work in South Florida, the Florida fucking Key's and the Bahamas, how cool is that, And I owe it all to my good buddy Bill who I supervised in our previous careers and sometimes calls me his mentor, Love ya Bill. Got'a go now, remember, no regrets, the only movement is forward and Burn the Fucking Wheels Off of Life!!!!!